Birthday Quotes

There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~ John Glenn


Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.  ~ Mark Twain


Middle age is the time when you think that in a week or two you'll feel good as ever.  ~ Don Marquis


By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.  ~ Francois Mauriac


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~ Robert Frost


Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.  ~ Fred Astaire


Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.  ~ Muhammad Ali


Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.  ~ Leon Trotsky


Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of it as relaxed-fit skin.  ~ Cathy Crimmins


You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~ Ogden Nash


Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.  ~ Albert Einstein


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~ Bob Hope


No one is ever old enough to know better.  ~ Holbrook Jackson


We are always the same age inside.  ~ Gertrude Stein


Life is available to anyone no matter what age. All you have to do is grab it.  ~ Art Carney


By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.  ~ George Burns


With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.  ~ William Shakespeare


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.  ~ Caryn Leschen


We turn not older with years, but newer every day.  ~ Emily Dickinson


You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.  ~ Bob Hope


Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.  ~ Mark Twain


Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~ Jennifer Yane


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~ Chili Davis


The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.  ~ Joan Collins


A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.  ~ John Barrymore


The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~ Lucille Ball


I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.  ~ Bernard Baruch


She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.  ~ Anita Brookner


Old age ain't no place for sissies.  ~ Bette Davis


You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.  ~ George Bernard Shaw


Our birth is nothing but our death begun.  ~ Edward Young


Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time  ~ Jean Paul Richter