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Coffee Quotes

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Coffee - the favorite drink of the civilized world.  ~ Thomas Jefferson


Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.  ~ David Letterman


Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?  ~ Albert Camus


If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.  ~ Abraham Lincoln


Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze.  ~ Jean Kerr


Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.  ~ David Lynch


Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.  ~ Jilly Cooper


A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.  ~ Anais Nin


Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.  ~ Jonathan Swift


No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  ~ Henry Ward Beecher


Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh


The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.  ~ James Mackintosh


Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?  ~ Steven Wright


Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.  ~ Alphonse Allais


I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.  ~ Ronald Reagan


It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.  ~
Dave Barry


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.  ~ Jessi Lane Adams


Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.  ~ Bill Gates


There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.  ~ Gary Snyder


Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.  ~ Gary Larson


There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.  ~ Rian Aditia


Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!  ~ Robin Williams


A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.  ~ Marcia Carrington


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.  ~ Bob Irwin


I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  ~ Flash Rosenberg


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.  ~ T.S. Eliot


I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.  ~
Brian Andreas


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