To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. ~ Ogden Nash
Marriage is one long conversation checkered by disputes. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. ~ G.K. Chesterton
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. ~ Amy Grant
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. ~ Pearl S. Buck
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast. ~ Gabriel García Márquez
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level. ~ Oscar Wilde
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories. ~ John Wilmot
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. ~ Max Kauffman
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner
The highest happiness on earth is marriage. ~ William Lyon Phelps
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. ~ Agatha Christie
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side. ~ Zig Ziglar
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. ~ Groucho Marx
One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. ~ James C. Dobson
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. ~ Marilyn Monroe
Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures. ~ Richard J. Needham
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. ~ Leo Tolstoy
There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. ~ Menander
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. ~ G.K. Chesterton
Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Marriage is a great institution, and no family should be without it. ~ Channing Pollock
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