Quotes About Sex

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The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.  ~ Alfred Kinsey

You use sex to express every emotion except love.  ~ Woody Allen

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.  ~ George Burns

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  ~ Abraham Lincoln

When it comes to sex, and everything else, the male's great fear is of failure, and the female's is of not being loved.  ~ Irma Kurtz

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.  ~ Woody Allen

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.  ~ Phyllis Diller

There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.  ~ Lily Tomlin

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.  ~ Woody Allen

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.  ~ William B. Yeats

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.  ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent.  She can't wait to disprove it.  ~ Cary Grant

Sex is emotion in motion.  ~ Mae West

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.  ~ Fran Lebowitz

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~ Quentin Crisp

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.  ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.  ~ Leonardo da Vinci

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.  ~ Woody Allen

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.  ~ Edward Dahlberg

Do you wanna see something swell.  ~ John Lovitz

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.  ~ George Burns

Sex is the great amatuer art.  ~ David Cort

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.  ~ Brendan Francis

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.  ~ Lewis Grizzard

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.  ~ Woody Allen

Sex - the poor man's polo.  ~ Clifford Odets

After ecstasy, the laundry.  ~ Zen saying

Is it wrong to fake orgasm during masturbation?  ~ Lotus Weinstock

All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster.  ~ Claudius Galen

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.  ~ Lily Tomlin

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.  ~ Robert A. Heinlein

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.  ~ Oscar Wilde

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.  ~ Aldous Huxley

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.  ~ Woody Allen

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!  ~ George Bernard Shaw

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.  ~ Mae West

There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.  ~ Norman Mailer

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.  ~ Gloria Steinem

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.  ~ Deepak Chopra

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!  ~ Anaïs Nin

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