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Weekend Quotes

Below is a compilation of famous quotes and sayings about weekends. Do you have a favorite quote or quotes about weekends that you think others would enjoy? Let us know.

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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.  ~ Lyndon B. Johnson


Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.  ~ Joseph Addison


Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.  ~ Bill Watterson


When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?  ~ Rita Rudner


The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.  ~ Jean Rhys


Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  ~ Zenna Scha


There aren't enough days in the weekend.  ~ Rod Schmidt


There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.  ~ Arnot Sheppard


The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.  ~ Chuck Palahniuk


Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.  ~ Bo Bennett


Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.  ~ Rita Rudner


Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.  ~ Ogden Nash


If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.  ~ Doug Larson


Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.  ~ S.A. Sachs


I hate weekends because there is no stock market.  ~ Rene Rivkin


I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.  ~ Albert Brooks


Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  ~ John Shirley


Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.  ~ Richard M. Rorty