I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~ Woody Allen
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~ Milton Berle
Laughter is very young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. ~ Margaret Sackville
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. ~ Phyllis Bottome
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~ Victor Borge
The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion. ~ Richard P. Feynman
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. ~ Robert Frost
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ~ Agnes Repplier
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can; all of them make me laugh. ~ W.H. Auden
You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. ~ George Bernard Shaw
When you come right down to it, the secret of having it all is loving it all. ~ Dr. Joyce Brothers
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~ Stephen King
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. ~ Erma Bombeck
I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes. ~ Khalil Gibran
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. ~ Abraham Lincoln
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~ Josh Billings
A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better. ~ Barbara Walters
Through all of living have much joy and laughter, life is to be enjoyed, not just endured. ~ Gordon B. Hinckley
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. ~ Mark Twain
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. ~ Ellie Katz
It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart. ~ Martin Luther King Jr.
You have as much laughter as you have faith. ~ Martin Luther
In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured. ~ Gordon B. Hinckley
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~ E.E. Cummings
I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. ~ Art Buchwald
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. ~ Mark Twain
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. Lyn Karol
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ~ Lord Byron
There are lives I can imagine without children but none of them have the same laughter & noise. ~ Brian Andreas
In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things, does the heart find its morning and is refreshed. ~ Khalil Gibran
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. ~ Bill Cosby
Laughter is the language of the soul. ~ Pablo Neruda
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be. ~ William Hazlitt
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think. ~ Clarence Darrow
I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh. ~ Maya Angelou
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an antidote to isolation. ~ Elizabeth Janeway
Earth laughs in flowers. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~ Charlie Chaplin
Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand. ~ Oprah Winfrey
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. ~ William Shakespeare
Your face is marked with lines of life, put there by love and laughter, suffering and tears. It's beautiful. ~ Lynsay Sands
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ~ Victor Hugo
I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. ~ Abraham Lincoln
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. ~ Groucho Marx
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter. ~ Mark Twain